Run This Kingdom (The Crusader Song)

 [Chorus]
Feel it coming in the air
Hear the screams from everywhere
I'm addicted to the thrill
It's a dangerous affair
Can't be scared when it goes down
Got a problem? Tell me now
Only thing that's on my mind
Is who's gon' run this town tonight
Who's gon' run this town tonight

[Verse 1]
We are the crusaders
We murder all the haters
We're retaking the holy land
from the Muslim invaders
Before we get to going on,
we should take a look in
The Pope's name is Urban
but he's not from Brooklyn
Houston, Compton,
killing Muslims ain't a sin
What about the 5th commandment?
Who cares? heaven's pay-to-win
A free pass to eternity
If we kill the caliphate?
Some of us don't care about heaven
They go for the hell of it
We get to the holy city
Blood is running through the town
If I hear your heresy
I won't hesitate to cut you down
I must be wearing Red Octobers
the streets are like a Turk collage
I'm feeling like a Monster
I'm so one track minded, like Nicki Minaj

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
We render
Godfrey the defender
He dies off real soon
Baldwin is much better
Crowned king on Christmas
What's on your wishlist?
Ceasarea? Beirut? Sidon?
You deserve it, Kendrick
Days Go By, and
Baldwin has no Offspring
Baldwin dies, and
Baldwin II becomes king
He loves money but
he dies, and Fulk is in charge now
Fulk expands the country,
Jerusalem is large now
Edessa falls to the Zengi
But the Christians are real stingy
They start a brand new crusade
Almost like we're Ren and Stimpy
They lose to the Turks cuz
the Byzantines are jerks cuz
Manuel hindered attacks cuz
Damascus wouldn't work, cuz

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I've had an enlightenment
I've been fightin it for nights and it
might be lit to up and quit
trying to reunite with it
Jerusalem's losin em
Saladin's closing in
But this blow goes to show
how low we had to go to know
God isn't "on our side"
He's not just a "guide",
our pride inside has died
quick and sudden, Bonnie and Clyde
The spirit of the crusades is dead,
it's like a zombie
Only in the Bible
is where the word of God be
Always trust the Word, and
don't retcon it because the Pope
I suppose he killed the cats,
and yeah I guess that's kinda dope
But don't forget, he's human too
He sins daily, without fail
What I really wanna know's why
MatPat gave him Undertale

[Megalovania Interlude]

[Outro]
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