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Keri's Title Loans

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 Keri's Title Loans, on the corner of Carimona and Gold. SCRIPT! Oh I have 3 kids and no money. Why cant I have no kids and 3 money? Has this ever happened to you? Then come on down to Keri’s Title Loans!  We’ll give you a loan in exchange for the title of your car!  You’ll get your title back as soon as you pay off the loan!  If you don’t, you can expect to see your vehicle being driven by your family and friends within a week.  It’s a great way to get money quick! Just watch as a customer comes in broke and leaves happy! (Blue walks in the door) Hey um can I get uhhhh a loan of 200 dollars? Uh yeah I see you got a Ford Five Hundred outside? Yeah (skit) what about it? I’ll loan you 200 dollars if you give me your title. I mean, the car is worth 2900 bucks, but I can pay off 200 dollars. Alright, you got a deal. With interest, he would have to pay 983 dollars and 27 cents. He could not afford it. (later, outside) Hey wait! You can’t take my car! (zooms off) I l...
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Run This Kingdom (The Crusader Song)

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 [Chorus] Feel it coming in the air Hear the screams from everywhere I'm addicted to the thrill It's a dangerous affair Can't be scared when it goes down Got a problem? Tell me now Only thing that's on my mind Is who's gon' run this town tonight Who's gon' run this town tonight [Verse 1] We are the crusaders We murder all the haters We're retaking the holy land from the Muslim invaders Before we get to going on, we should take a look in The Pope's name is Urban but he's not from Brooklyn Houston, Compton, killing Muslims ain't a sin What about the 5th commandment? Who cares? heaven's pay-to-win A free pass to eternity If we kill the caliphate? Some of us don't care about heaven They go for the hell of it We get to the holy city Blood is running through the town If I hear your heresy I won't hesitate to cut you down I must be wearing Red Octobers the streets are like a Turk collage I'm ...
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The Cold POWER War

This may or may not be available on my second album. The first album Bugspray And Vegas Weddings is available at  imkeri.bandcamp.com . Lyrics below Here's the Google Doc. Facts are in blue. Keri Captain Communist And The Revolution Of 1917 Bonus Track 13 The Cold POWER War I’m living in the 20th century, King Crimson aint around yet Stalin & the boys want to turn the whole planet red Stalin and the boys wanted twenty million comrades dead Stalin and the boys flaunted Hitler’s disembodied head Hitler turned on Stalin so then Stalin was our ally Tho he killed his citizens, he wasn’t such a bad guy We sent nukes to Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki War was over before they could send planes to Milwaukee Joseph Stalin was so paranoid we’d bomb his country So the Rosenbergs told him how they’d build nukes for money Truman had them executed by some guys with weapons But it was too late cuz Stalin cranked it to 11 Built a nuke a hundred m...
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WQXR The Cool Breeze

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Link to the Script for Simonson
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KFC Video

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HTML Thing 2

Fixed Background Lori Crum This is way cool
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HTML Thing 1

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All About Me Lori Crum Favorite Foods Pizza Chocolate Hamburgers Ice Coffee Favorite Quarterbacks Drew Brees Kurt Warner Brett Favre Yahoo E mail Mrs. Crum lcrum@dsd.k12.wi.us
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